Yes you are a cruel being you don't deserve life as a king or life period. That is not actually your dick but a giant a basket-ball you glued to your 3 inch junk you fucker.
(I am actually pissing myself laughing right now omg)
Ah…. You Earth-dwellers do a s-u-p-u-r-b job in illustrating the mightiness that is us, the King.
You made us proud.
We discourage any…hanky-panky thoughts running though your little mind though.
But, If you treat her right, she might just turn into a Queen one day.
But if you can’t even take one step into your house, we suggest to clean it.
After raspberries of course….<3
Even when we were young and livley, fooseball was always there to give us added amusement.
Prince looked at us funny when we made this photo.
One day he too shall learn how to woo the ladies like us.
Ah… We think it’s spelling is almost as wonderful as a katamari… ALMOST.